still not convinced?

actually, this is, in fact, the most thorough and authoritative resource on birds/drones. if what you've read here today can't convince you, it's time to look deeper.

sometimes you've got to let go, open up, and swallow the truth.

Birds Aren't Real

If you're feel like this right now, don't worry, this was once all of us.

Birds aren't real. There is simply too much evidence to the contrary. Think about what you know about birds. What you really know.

now... think about what you know about drones...

the truth is out there

Evidence

If this is a bird, then why does it need an antenna? I thought they used their "beaks" to communicate

If they can fly, why would they need to be waterproof? Why land in the water? Think about it. They have to charge somewhere. The cables are underwater.

Testimonies

"I'm tall, I'm like 6'3". I've been up there, and I haven't seen a single real bird that wasn't obviously a government drone"

- local tall-ish man, sam wheating

Conclusion

In conclusion, what even is there left to say? If it isn't obvious to you yet, check out this excellent follow-up resource

me when someone tries to convince me "birds are real"

send them to birdsarentreal.xyz!!